Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Electronzoni

Electron.
Ronzoni.
Electronzoni.

Negatively charged pasta.

Perhaps it should be called anti-pasta.

Not to be confused with antipasto.

Which is the opposite of pasto.

(Pasto isn't a thing, which is why the opposite of it IS a thing.)

Antipasto.
Storytime.
Antipastorytime.

6 comments:

  1. I play this game. Antipastorytimemagazine. Uh oh, I can't add to magazine. Now I have to touch a door knob three times.

    My doctor says it is not a game so much as a symptom of my OCD.

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  2. Uh-Oh.
    OCD.
    Uh-OhCD.

    You could have let the inertia keep going from magazine, and then you would have been a princess.

    Magazine.
    Inertia.
    Tiara.
    Magazinertiara.

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  3. Stop it, you're making me hungry!

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  4. I'm sorry, I didn't know you were into eating magazines and tiaras.

    Are you a goat?

    Sheepish.
    Issue.
    Sheepishue.*


    * Sheepish you? Sheepish ewe? Sheep issue.

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  5. Yeah, goat, sheep. What's the difference?

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  6. That's what I'm saying!

    Sorry if this type of species-ist ignorance is unfairly stereotyping all farm animals.

    Just saying, they all better stay out of the way when I take you out in the surrey.

    Oklahoma.
    Homophobe.
    Oklahomophobe.

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