Colonoscopy.
Copycat.
Colonoscopycat.
A procedure very similar to a colonoscopy, but not quite.
Be careful out there.
Or in there.
(I would have left that last line out, but I'm sure that only would have encouraged people to insert their own joke, then make their own jokes about insertion, and I wanted to shoulder all of the responsibility here for this entire atrocity, including additional jokes about the "shoulder" not being the body part in question. See? I let no one else be the butt of any jokes; I take it all on, with this comedy dying for all of your sins.)
Proctology.
Jesus.
Proctologesus.
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If you left that line out, you wouldn't be true to yourself. Or more importantly, us.
ReplyDeleteHere's a secret: I don't believe I ever actually considered leaving that line out.
ReplyDeleteHere's another secret: neither of these secrets are particularly secret, unless you count the fact that they're hidden in the comments.
Final secret: everything that happens on earth is basically a secret in the grand scheme of existence.
Universe.
Shhhh.
Univershhhh.
I won't tell.
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