Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ToFu Manchu

Tofu.
Fu Manchu.
ToFu Manchu.

A fake mustache made of soy.

(As opposed to mutton chops, say.)

Meat.
Mustache.
Meatstache.
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  1. myqMay 13, 2009 at 7:20 AM

    A deleted scene cut from the final version, but now available in the bonus footage of the comments section:

    "As opposed to a goaty goatee, or other kinds of carnivore-friendly facial hair.

    Hirsute.
    Suitable.
    Hirsuitable."

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  2. MerrickMay 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    A Tofu Manchu with noodles in a teriyaki sauce sounds delightful!

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  3. myqMay 13, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    It is!

    Especially if you want to save it for later... you can just leave it dangling off your face, hair-style.

    Mustache.
    Asian.
    Mustasian.

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