Guitarget

Guitar.
Target.
Guitarget.

The spot on the floor where rock stars aim to smash their instruments.

Mandolin.
Linoleum.
Mandolinoleum.

A process that was secretly put into being and encouraged by a covert conspiratorial cadre of instrument-makers, who then get more business as a result.

Wood breaking? Music to their ears.

Freemason.
Sonorousness.
Freemasonorousness.