If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
Or Annie Get You Gun, guest starring Sarah Palin?
Why not?(Probably because "Annie Get Your Gun And Shoot Wolves From a Helicopter With It" is too long a title?)PS Is it too late to jump on last year's wolf-helicopter-gun-Palin joke bandwagon, even as an improvised riff of organic conversation in response to a blog comment?Originality in comedy can be such a cruel mistress.But not as cruel a mistress as a lady in a helicopter taking out wolves.You know, Annie Oakley. (In the updated version of this play we're talking about.)Helicopter.Terrifying.Helicopterrifying.
You can jump on any bandwagon you like at any time, especially in a PS in a blog comment.