Sam-I-Ambulance

Sam-I-Am.
Ambulance.
Sam-I-Ambulance.

Where that guy would have ended up if he had been bothering ME as much as he did in that book.

"Look! I keep telling you, I'm a VEGAN! I don't eat eggs OR ham!
(I do like 'green' though.)"

Which would lead to the irony wherein I would cause someone pain because they don't respect my lifestyle of not causing anyone pain.

Vegan.
Anxiety.
Veganxiety.