Thursday, May 14, 2009

Insomnivore

Insomnia.
Omnivore.
Insomnivore.

Someone who stays up all night eating everything.

Bed.
Edible.
Bedible.

Which might explain difficulty sleeping, if you've eaten your bed.

(Though that wouldn't cover why it kept you up the first night BEFORE you ate it.)

Stalemate.
Mattress.
Stalemattress.

2 comments:

  1. I'm going a little insane from my insomnia and woke up in the middle of the night thinking I had insamnia. Someone would have to be crazy to think how you do- crazy clever. Hope the taping went well.

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  2. Taping went well, thanks!

    Sorry you're crazy.

    Nutso.
    Sorry.
    Nutsorry.

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