Saturday, April 25, 2009

Netflickety-Split

Netflix.
Lickety-Split.
Netflickety-Split.

This service has a feature that allows you to view non-stop an unlimited quantity of movies online.

Helper.
Perpetual.
Helperpetual.

It's called "Watch Instantly," or as I say, "Watch Constantly."
(Because I am a champion at activities that require no movement.
Like creating synonyms and watching movies.*)

Cinema.
Master.
Cinemaster.

Other names the feature goes by:

Go Outside Infrequently.
Shower Reluctantly.
Interact with Others Hesitantly.
Waste Time Blatantly, Pleasantly, and Abundantly.
Ignore All Other Aspects of Life Besides Movies Predominantly.

Watcher.
Hero.
Watchero.


* Ironic that a movie is an activity that requires no movement.**
Especially given that if you scramble the letters in "movie" you get "I move."

Viewing.
Winner.
Viewinner.


** Other than visual scanning.

Mobilize.
Eyes.
Mobileyes.

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