Thursday, April 30, 2009

Albanished

Albany.
Banished.
Albanished.

Did a show last night in Troy, NY.

Afterwards, I was told that I shouldn't hang around the streets of Troy after dark, because it was "like the Bronx," and that if I wanted to have fun and be safe, I would have to do that in Albany.

So I went to Albany and mugged people for fun, safely.

Criminal.
Minimal.
Criminimal.

2 comments:

  1. I'm glad to hear you were safe.

    ReplyDelete
  2. But you're not glad I had fun?

    Danger.
    Germane.
    Dangermane.*


    * Sounds like a super hero whose hair is a deadly weapon.

    Sassoon.
    Superman.
    Sassooperman.

    ReplyDelete