Netflickety-Split

Netflix.
Lickety-Split.
Netflickety-Split.

This service has a feature that allows you to view non-stop an unlimited quantity of movies online.

Helper.
Perpetual.
Helperpetual.

It's called "Watch Instantly," or as I say, "Watch Constantly."
(Because I am a champion at activities that require no movement.
Like creating synonyms and watching movies.*)

Cinema.
Master.
Cinemaster.

Other names the feature goes by:

Go Outside Infrequently.
Shower Reluctantly.
Interact with Others Hesitantly.
Waste Time Blatantly, Pleasantly, and Abundantly.
Ignore All Other Aspects of Life Besides Movies Predominantly.

Watcher.
Hero.
Watchero.


* Ironic that a movie is an activity that requires no movement.**
Especially given that if you scramble the letters in "movie" you get "I move."

Viewing.
Winner.
Viewinner.


** Other than visual scanning.

Mobilize.
Eyes.
Mobileyes.

Blackjacne

Blackjack.
Acne.
Blackjacne.

When your face reaches 21 zits.

And the game doesn't have to end there!

Doesn't matter if you're already busted, puberty just keeps saying "Hit me."

Sad.
Adolescence.
Sadolescence.

Suicidali Lama

Suicidal.
Dali Lama.
Suicidali Lama.

His soul is reborn into a new body after the old one dies, the story goes.

Do you think a teenage incarnation ever has such bad body image that they consider ending their life in the hopes that the next version will have less acne?

Zitty.
Tibetan.
Zittibetan.

Pimple Free Tibet.

Halitosiris

Halitosis.
Osiris.
Halitosiris.

Egyptian god of death breath.

(If you were surrounded by the dead constantly, your breath would probably suffer as well.
As would your loved ones.
Thank god* for an understanding spouse.)

Nice.
Isis.
Nicis.


* Though when you yourself are a god, your thanks might not have that far to go.

Unless you're not allowed to self-thank, if it's like when you work retail, and another employee has to ring up your purchases even though you know well enough how to use the register and your manager would trust you not to take any more than you paid for and you could easily steal whatever you wanted no matter what, but the rules are the rules, so no need to buck policy, and you'll thank a different god if you need to.
Jesus.**

Employee.
Yeesh.
Employeesh.


** Jesus could be the other god that Osiris thanks.

Polytheism.
Theoretically.
Polytheoretically.

Cellisterine

Cellist.
Listerine.
Cellisterine.

Sometimes a musician will practice so much that they neglect everything else, including their breath.

And this product cures it in an instant.

Yo Yo Ma.
Magic.
Yo Yo Magic.