Sunday, April 5, 2009

Paradicy

Paradise.
Icy.
Paradicy.

If heaven is the opposite of hell, and hell is unbearably hot, shouldn't heaven logically be freezing cold?

No, because the heat from hell rises, making for a more reasonable, temperate climate in heaven.

But not TOO hot.

That would be a cold day in hell, for there to be an unbearably hot day in heaven.

Scorcher.
Cherubim.
Scorcherubim.

4 comments:

  1. I'm sure someone thinks heaven is icy.

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  2. You mean icy cool and refreshing like mint gum?

    Angels flying around on breaths of fresh air?
    Perhaps.

    Chewing.
    Winged.
    Chewinged.

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  3. I was thinking More along the lines of Swedes or Canadians, but sure, angels on icy breaths of air works too.

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  4. I'm sure by the time the Swedes and Canadians are living their cold, cold lives, they'll be ready for a more moderate afterlife.

    Moderate.
    Afterlife.
    Moderafterlife.

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