Monday, April 13, 2009

Hungryphon

Hungry.
Gryphon.
Hungryphon.

Mealtime for a creature that is half big cat and half big bird* must be confusing.

The cat part must be thinking "eat that bird head!"

Decapitate.
Appetite.
Decappetite.

Except that the bird head is the part that houses the brain, so the thinking is more like "don't let that cat body get us, escape!"

Torso.
Soar.
Torsoar.

But the head requires that cat body for any escape movement.

Feline.
Lingering.
Felingering.

So, the gryphon is like a hermaphrodite except with parts that repel rather than attract.

Confuse.
Fusion.
Confusion.


* Not half Sesame Street's "Big Bird," but half eagle, a large bird.
Gryphons wouldn't have lasted long if they were flying around with that big yellow friendly head.

And they're not around now.
So maybe that IS what happened.

Analysis.
Sesame.
Analysesame.

2 comments:

  1. i just heard you this morning an a march show of katg and your powers have creeped into my brain. just a minute ago i accidentally wrote requestions, when i meant to say requests and questions. thanks dude!

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  2. Hey, thanks for listening with your ears and telling me with your fingers about how the words from my mouth have gone inside your head.

    Body Parts.
    Artsy.
    Body Partsy.

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