Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FAqua

FAQ.
Aqua.
FAqua.

Frequently asked questions about water:

1) What percentage of the earth is covered in water?
2) What percentage of a human body is made of water?
3) Is it a coincidence that those numbers are similar?
4) What is hoarfrost? Is it dirty?
5) Are these questions really asked frequently?
6) Are there really any questions people frequently ask about water?
7) Are we talking RELATIVE frequency? And if so, relative to what?
8) That last one didn't even mention water.
9) That last one wasn't even a question. Neither was this, was it?
10) Why is this making a mockery of all that FAQs stand for?

If you have any more questions about water, let us know!

Liquid.
Questions.
Liquedstions.

4 comments:

  1. Hey. Didn't run into you last night. :(

    Word verification: lutednel

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  2. Sorry we didn't meet.
    I was hanging around the after party for a while, not avoiding you.
    Where do you live? Are you gone? Come back to NYC on May 18 for MY compact disc recording.
    Unless it's too far.

    Geography.
    Feat.
    Geographeat.


    PS What's lutednel?
    Besides "tell nude" scrambled up.

    PPS You don't have to tell me nude.

    Naked.
    Education.
    Nakeducation.

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  3. That was my verification word. To prove I'm a real person. Although since we haven't met, you can't really be sure.

    I work in NYC and I live in NJ.

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  4. That is, if you DO in fact "live" at all...

    Reality.
    Tease.
    Realitease.

    But if it is in fact the truth, then nothing short of our schedules should stop us from meeting soon! And that sounds like an accomplishable feat.

    Calendar.
    Daredevils.
    Calendaredevils.

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