If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
It's just a hint cause it's actually a lemon.
That sounds more like a lie than a hint.But anything's possible when dealing with big corporations, I suppose.Perhaps someone just accidentally spilled some Sprite into a bag of chips once, and just like with the discovery of penicillin, a miracle of science was stumbled upon.Except this miracle doesn't CURE your STD, it just provides tasty chips to try and distract you from it.Tasty.STD.TaSTD.
I like that! They use Sprite, it's lemon and lime. Then they wouldn't be lying.
Glad we got to the bottom of this mystery, fellow Sherlock of snacks.Clued In.Dinner.Clued Inner.** I like that this also looks like a phrase that could mean "more clued in."Grammar.Marvelous.Grammarvelous.