Historepeat

History.
Repeat.
Historepeat.

They say that not knowing history will lead to repeating it.

But what about the parts that we WANT to repeat? Shouldn't we try and not know them?

Stop teaching about Gandhi and Martin Luther King and Einstein and Thomas Edison and Darwin!

Once we've forgotten all about them, we'll have new ones!

Maybe a Voltron combining them all: a peaceful time-traveling inspirational inventor!

(With the head of a lion! And arms that are also the heads of lions! But that used to be the heads of monkeys! Go Voltron!)

Evolve.
Voltron.
Evolvtron.

Militarrying

Military.
Tarrying.
Militarrying.

I heard a guy say he wanted the troops coming home in one piece.

I'd rather they come home in as many pieces as there are troops.

Not just one piece, like one big ball of troop, or even an unstoppable force made of all the troops combined.

Voltron.
Troop.
Voltroop.

Orvilbur

Orville.
Wilbur.
Orvilbur.

The Wright brothers after an unsuccessful plane mission where their remains were mashed together, or after a successful and purposeful Frankenstein-like experiment resulting in a Voltron-like combination of the duo.

Result.
Voltron.
Resoltron.