Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Ashleep

Asleep.
Sheep.
Ashleep.

What do these guys count when they have insomnia?

Each other?

What if they don't have any sheep friends, no one they can count (on), and that's what's keeping them up at night?

Ewe.
Awake.
Ewake.

2 comments:

  1. They can't ever count higher than one, cause that's all they ever see. They're following each other, like sheep (since they are sheep). So all they ever see is the butt ahead of them.

    One!
    One!
    One!

    Baa! This sucks!

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  2. Couldn't have said it better myself.

    Or could have but didn't and won't.

    Stupid solitary sheep!

    Baa.
    Alone.
    Baalone.

    Or maybe there are some smarter, more social ones out there. Maybe there's a range of sheep experience. Maybe they don't all just blindly follow like a bunch of, well, never mind.

    Gamut.
    Mutton.
    Gamutton.

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