R2Detour

R2D2.
Detour.
R2Detour.

Taking an alternate route because of a beeping droid in the way.

You beep back at first, but then notice that there's a reason for the delay.

Chewbacca.
Accident.
Chewbaccident.

There's an old guy directing traffic...

Obi-Wan.
One-Way.
Obi-Won-Way.

...by waving a big lit-up stick...

Light Sabre.
Breakdown Lane.
Light Sabreakdown Lane.

...but that still doesn't help your commute go any quicker.

Jedi.
Disaster.
Jedisaster.


(See also C3PO'ed.)

NASAP

NASA.
ASAP.
NASAP.

When you need something delivered immediately at astronaut-speed.

Which actually isn't very fast.
Ever seen them on the moon in a spacesuit?

They walk like Darth Vader breathes.

One small step for man? More like one SLOW step.
Pick it up, Armstrong!

Slow.
Lunar.
Slounar.

Chewbacchalaureate

Chewbaca.
Bacchalaureate.
Chewbacchalaureate.

A degree in subject matter that was relevant long, long ago, that you should remain in a galaxy far, far away from.

Jedi.
Diploma.
Jediploma.

Yodacity

Yoda.
Audacity.
Yodacity.

When spaceships with your mind you can lift, arrogant YOU can be as well.

Forceful.
Philosophy.
Forcefilosophy.

Amenstruation

Amen.
Menstruation.
Amenstruation.

PMS ends with a prayer.

To whomever.

Tampon.
Pontiff.
Tampontiff.

C3PO'ed

C3PO.
PO'ed.
C3PO'ed.

When you're pissed off but really polite about it.
Also you're a robot.

Droid.
Roid Rage.
Droid Rage.

McDonalderaan

McDonald's.
Alderaan.
McDonalderaan.

Princess Leia's favorite restaurant that Darth Vader blows up.

Look out for the sequel: The Empire Strikes BK.

Now he's the hero!

Anakin.
Kindly.
Anakindly.