A cross between comedians Brian and Jerry.
"What's the deal with death metal? There's no death, and there's no metal!"
"Actually, the guitars have some metal."
"Oh. Okay then. What's the deal with comic books? They're not books, and they're not comics!"
"They're both, actually."
"Oh. Okay. What's the deal with this joke going on so long?"
"THERE you go."