Psilocybinoculars

Psilocybin.
Binoculars.
Psilocybinoculars.

Beer goggles, but for mushrooms.

They make the opposite sex look like universal truth.

Enlightened.
Tendencies.
Enlightendencies.

First Classhole

First Class.
Asshole.
First Classhole.

Two possible meanings:

1) Somebody who brags about flying in the front section of the plane.
(Which you can feel better about if you remember that if the plane crashes, they're in first position to die.)

2) A first-class asshole.
(Which you can feel better about if you imagine that they're going to die before you also.
Maybe in a plane crash.
However karma works.)