Darwinners

Darwin.
Winners.
Darwinners.

We got the opposable thumbs, the ability to use language, AND we don't throw our poo* (even though we CAN pick it up with our opposable thumbs).

Evolution champions!

Evolve.
Velocity.
Evolvelocity.



* Unless we really want to.

Excrement.
Mentality.
Excrementality.

Chimpanzebra

Chimpanzee.
Zebra.
Chimpanzebra.

What you get when you cross a bored zookeeper with a mad scientist.

Zoology.
Logistics.
Zoologistics.

Other animals you might get:

Flamingo. Goat. Flamingoat.
Porcupine. Rhinoceros. Porcupinoceros.
Manatee. T-Rex. Manatee-Rex.

Plus any that you can come up with.

Animalistic.
Listing.
Animalisting.

Magoodall

Magoo.
Goodall.
Magoodall.

A blind old man who stumbles around and inadvertently makes great strides in studying gorillas.

Myopia.
Apes.
Myopiapes.

Gorilliad

Gorilla.
Iliad.
Gorilliad.

Homer's classic tale of the Trojan War if it were fought by apes.