If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
Only to the shiksa. Personally, I'm not offended.
Then I'll have to work harder to personally offend you.How do you like that, jerk?Offend.Endearing.Offendearing.
No, that was a pretty poor attempt.Plus, I'm a Jew.Hmmm, maybe I should reverse those comments?
You're a pretty poor attempt at a Jew.Better?Hebrew.Ruined.Hewbruined.
Actually, you just make me laugh.And judging based on your profession, I think you'll take that as a good thing.