Hawaiyne Newton.

Hawaii.
Wayne Newton.
Hawaiyne Newton.

Don Ho.

Oahu.
Who?
Oawho?

Blasphemur

Blaspheme.
Femur.
Blasphemur.

A sinful leg bone.

Which is why God took one of Adam's RIBS, and not this one.

Also that would have made it hard to walk.

Sham.
Ambulatory.
Shambulatory.

Premedial

Premed.
Remedial.
Premedial.

Classes for people who will not become doctors.

Doctors.
Or something else.
Doctorsomething else.

Belated

Be.
Elated.
Belated.

If someone isn't punctual wishing you a happy birthday, say, this shows that it should be even happier.

Thrill.
Illogical.
Thrillogical.

Caspervy

Casper.
Pervy.
Caspervy.

Sometimes at night my bedroom door creaks and opens, like there's a ghost peeping tom after me.

Or it could just be a crosswind.*

Breezy.
ZZZs.
BreeZZZs.


* What makes the wind so cross? Because it hasn't found a ghost to love?

Airflow.
Lonely.
Airflonely.

Tea Party Foul

Tea Party.
Party Foul.
Tea Party Foul.

Self-explanatory?

Self-Explanatory.
Tories and Whigs.
Self-Explanatories and Whigs.

Volcanoe

Volcano.
Canoe.
Volcanoe.

A generally ineffective method of transport.

(Except in Dante's Peak.)

Spoiler.
Alert.
Spoilert.

Fibonazis

Fibonacci.
Nazis.
Fibonazis.

Those who are very strict about keeping everything ordered 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, etc.

8.
Etc.
Eight cetera.

Imaginaryans

Imaginary.
Aryans.
Imaginaryans.

All that there would be if Holocaust deniers were correct.

Figment.
Mentality.
Figmentality.


PS They who denied it, supplied it.

Decembrrrrr.

December.
Brrrrr.
Decembrrrrr.

It's too cold to even come up with a good one of these.

Unless.
Esoteric.
Unlessoteric.