Hawaiyne Newton.

Hawaii.
Wayne Newton.
Hawaiyne Newton.

Don Ho.

Oahu.
Who?
Oawho?

Garafaloha

Garafalo.
Aloha.
Garafaloha.

I met Janeane last night.

She was very nice, even though I did not open with a combination of her last name and a Hawaiian greeting.

(Maybe BECAUSE I did not open with a combination of her last name and a Hawaiian greeting.)

I know how to live life in the real world, people.

I can make reasonable and appropriate choices between different options.

Janeane.
Eeny Meeny Miney Moe.
Janeeny Meeny Miney Moe.