Showing posts with label boat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boat. Show all posts

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Volcanoe

Volcano.
Canoe.
Volcanoe.

A generally ineffective method of transport.

(Except in Dante's Peak.)

Spoiler.
Alert.
Spoilert.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Scubiquitous

Scuba.
Ubiquitous.
Scubiquitous.

Travel plans for when the polar ice caps melt.

Diving.
Vindication.
Divindication.

Boats will probably be helpful as well.

Jetski.
Skills.
Jetskills.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hummuscular

Hummus.
Muscular.
Hummuscular.

Popeye, if he were Middle Eastern.*

(Plus, he already loves olive oil.)


* Here, chickpeas are the Middle Eastern equivalent to spinach.

Spinach.
Naturally.
Spinachurally.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Icebergonomics

Iceberg.
Ergonomics.
Icebergonomics.

For a workplace that is scientifically designed to maximize efficiency and comfort on every level except for temperature, which remains at an unreasonable freezing.

(However, the workplace is also capable of sinking an unsinkable ship, should one crash into it.)

Anti.
Titanic.
Antitanic.