Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ventriloquisdom

Ventriloquist.
Wisdom.
Ventriloquisdom.

Behind every great man is another man with his hand in that first man's butt.

Also the first man is made of wood, and doesn't have to be a man.

The second man doesn't have to be a man either.

This stuff is hard to learn. You'll never find a book called "Ventriloquists for Dummies."

Mannequin.
Quintessentials.
Mannequintessentials.

2 comments:

  1. Ventriloquists for Dummies, I laughed so hard I had to hit myself to prevent any long lasting injuries. You are a genius.

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  2. Wow, hitting yourself to AVOID injury. I hope it worked! (Thanks.)

    Ironic.
    Nice.
    Ironice.

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