Sunday, November 1, 2009

Umbilical Corduroys

Umbilical Cord.
Corduroys.
Umbilical Corduroys.

The grossest pants in the world.

And that's not all... they're also made of umbilical cords!

Pantaloon.
Lunacy.
Pantalunacy.

5 comments:

  1. Ew!

    Placenta
    Pantaloon
    Placentaloon

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  2. Pants.
    Antsy.
    Pantsy.

    When one is uncomfortable in one's pants. (Perhaps because they are umbilical corduroys.)

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  3. I thought of some more uncomfortable, grosser pants...

    Underwear.
    Areolae.
    Underweareolae.

    (Boxers made out of nipples.)

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  4. Would it be wrong to say those may be very comfortable?

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