Umbilical Cord.
Corduroys.
Umbilical Corduroys.
The grossest pants in the world.
And that's not all... they're also made of umbilical cords!
Pantaloon.
Lunacy.
Pantalunacy.
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If God were a zillionaire, this is the blog he would buy.
Ew!
ReplyDeletePlacenta
Pantaloon
Placentaloon
Pants.
ReplyDeleteAntsy.
Pantsy.
When one is uncomfortable in one's pants. (Perhaps because they are umbilical corduroys.)
I thought of some more uncomfortable, grosser pants...
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Areolae.
Underweareolae.
(Boxers made out of nipples.)
Would it be wrong to say those may be very comfortable?
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ReplyDeleteNipple.
Please.
Nipplease.