Friday, January 7, 2011

Fibonazis

Fibonacci.
Nazis.
Fibonazis.

Those who are very strict about keeping everything ordered 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, etc.

8.
Etc.
Eight cetera.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Imaginaryans

Imaginary.
Aryans.
Imaginaryans.

All that there would be if Holocaust deniers were correct.

Figment.
Mentality.
Figmentality.


PS They who denied it, supplied it.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Decembrrrrr.

December.
Brrrrr.
Decembrrrrr.

It's too cold to even come up with a good one of these.

Unless.
Esoteric.
Unlessoteric.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

TMIT

TMI.
MIT.
TMIT.

Too much information about the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Or a new restaurant chain: Thank Mohammed It's Thursday.

No? How about TYIS? (Thank Yahweh It's Saturday.)

Nachos.
Chosen Ones.
Nachosen Ones.

Monday, August 30, 2010

JPEGasus

JPEG.
Pegasus.
JPEGasus.

An epic e-pic of a winged horse.

Even more difficult to get than one of Bigfoot, I'd say.

Because winged horses aren't real.

And if they were, the wings would flap too fast to get a good shot, probably.

Defeat.
Feathered.
Defeathered.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Bloggerbil

Blogger.
Gerbil.
Bloggerbil.

"Today I ran on a wheelie thing. Didn't get very far."

Unless that's just for hamsters.

In which case I was just testing you, like a guinea pig. Totally.

Rodent.
Entirely.
Rodentirely.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Agnoptimistic

Agnostic.
Optimistic.
Agnoptimistic.

Seeing the world as half-full of god.

My cup doth not runneth over.

Which means cleanliness is actually next to uncertainty of godliness.

Booya.
Yahweh.
Booyahweh.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Twoferocious

Twofer.
Ferocious.
Twoferocious.

A new game that you can play by following on Twitter.
(Click above to play/see/waste time.)

It is moderated by myself and fellow comedian/word-lover MC Mr. Napkins.

Napkins.
Kinship.
Napkinship.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Officeland

Office.
Iceland.
Officeland.

I'm pitching a spinoff of the American Office television program.

It's also a spinoff of the British Office.

It takes place somewhere in between.

Reykjavik.
Vicinity.
Reykjavicinity.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Famenesia

Fame.
Amnesia.
Famenesia.

When becoming a celebrity, sometimes one forgets one's friends, or the little people, or forgets that one's friends are not little people, which ironically makes the celebrity seem like a smaller person.

Celebrity.
Itty-bitty.
Celebritty-bitty.