Officeland

Office.
Iceland.
Officeland.

I'm pitching a spinoff of the American Office television program.

It's also a spinoff of the British Office.

It takes place somewhere in between.

Reykjavik.
Vicinity.
Reykjavicinity.

Pacifiction

Pacific.
Fiction.
Pacifiction.

This ocean doesn't have any cool fake stuff in it at all.

No lost continent of Atlantis.
No Bermuda triangle.
No Loch Ness monster.
No mermaids.
No Aquaman.
No drowning werewolves.
No Jesus walking on it.
No Jonah trapped in the belly of the Loch Ness monster in it.
No fun at all.

Inept.
Neptune.
Ineptune.