Bloggerbil

Blogger.
Gerbil.
Bloggerbil.

"Today I ran on a wheelie thing. Didn't get very far."

Unless that's just for hamsters.

In which case I was just testing you, like a guinea pig. Totally.

Rodent.
Entirely.
Rodentirely.

Entrail Mix

Entrail.

Trail Mix.

Entrail Mix.

A good snack for a zombie hike.

(Talk about super-natural.)

And make sure you keep hydrated.

Intestinal.

Nalgene.

Intestinalgene.

Wrathletics

Wrath.
Athletics.
Wrathletics.

Working out your anger.

Ire.
Aerobics.
Ireobics.

Habitattoos

Habitat.
Tattoos.
Habitattoos.

Crop circles.

Mother Earth is just trying to look cool by putting foreign symbols on her body.

Rationale.
Alien.
Rationalien.

But is she too old to pull that off?

She is carrying a lot of water weight, though her revolutionary spin class might do wonders, along with erosion to keep her in shape for Father Time.

Aerobicize.
Seismic.
Aerobiceismic.

Synopsisyphus

Synopsis.
Sisyphus.
Synopsisyphus.

To sum up:
He did bad things and was punished by forever rolling a boulder up a hill and watching it roll down. *

Cliff's Notes.
Nutshell.
Cliff's Noteshell.


* A solid workout.
And gym membership is usually expensive.
A life of sin gets you into this one for free...
(Go ahead and add your own joke about exercising demons.)

Sinner.
Aerobics.
Sinnaerobics.

Octopushups

Octopus.
Push-ups.
Octopushups.

The smartest creature of the invertebrates knows how important working out can be to a healthy, happy, and productive life.

Content.
Tentacle.
Contentacle.

Octopuses (or octopi, or octopodes*) also have no skeletons.
So no secrets lurking in their sea closets.
(Generally speaking, they don't have closets either. So they're all out about their sexualities.)

Having no skeltons also makes for one less Halloween decoration they have to put up.

Scary.
Wreath.
Scareath.

That's what they put up instead.


* Too bad there aren't 8 plurals.
Well, now there can be:

Octoposse.
Octopussim.
Octopeese.
Octopies.
Octoplurals.