Midusa

Midas.
Medusa.
Midusa.

Someone who can take the people he's turned into stone and turn them into gold.

Alchemist.
Mister.
Alchemister.

(See also Aphroditinerary.)

Sentresent

Sentry.
Resent.
Sentresent.

What a British soldier must feel at the prospect of not being able to move while protecting Buckingham Palace from tourists.

Immobile.
Bull.
Immobull.

Majestick

Majestic.
Stick.
Majestick.

New word to use if you can't think of "sceptre."

Except.
Sceptre.
Exceptre.

If you become the monarch and want to change entirely, go for it.

King.
Lingo.
Klingo.*


* Sorry if that looks too much like a Star Trek villain.

Inkling.
Klingon.
Inklingon.

As the monarch, you can determine if it should instead read "Kingo," or possibly "Kinglyngo/Kinglingo," short for "Kingly Lingo."

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
(Not just a secret way of calling the ruler a fat-head.)

Insult.
Sultan.
Insultan.

Humidas

Humid.
Midas.
Humidas.

Everything he touches turns into uncomfortable moisture.

Dampening.
Ninja.
Dampeninja.