Spellcheck.
Heckler.
Spellcheckler.
When Microsoft Word yells at you because it doesn't get your style.
Capitalize this, punctuate that, format this, need help with that?
LET ME JUST DO MY ACT!
Main difference between computer and living person heckling:
real life heckler is probably doing so because they're drunk.
robot heckler is probably doing so because YOU're drunk.*
Alcohol.
Asshole.
Alc-Hole.**
* Oh, you don't like that I capitalized the "YOU" but not the "re" in "YOU're," eh, Blogger program?
It's called artistic license, asshole.
Artistic.
Ticked Off.
Artisticked Off.
(I'm not really angry or drunk right now--and this is actually a perfect example of the situation I'm describing here.
So thanks, computer.
Sometimes we CAN work together, to demonstrate how sometimes we CAN'T work together.)
Robo.
Bonding.
Robonding.
** "Alc-Hole" doesn't follow this website's standard rules for combining words that I routinely break anyway, but it seems like too useful a word to ignore.
e.g. "Is that guy nice?"
"He's fine when he's sober, but he can be a real Alc-Hole."
Unnecessary.
Explanation.
Unnecexplanation.
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I just got back from your show at RPI; you sir, were hilarious. Thanks for coming! =)
ReplyDeleteThis comment is not about heckling or spellchecking, but it is super nice so I will let it slide.
ReplyDeletePlus, I just heckled your comment, and it appears that you spellchecked it, so we both win!
Thanks for coming to the show. Hope to see you again in real life or on the computer, like right now (we're doing it!).
Polytechnic.
Nice!
Polytechnice!