Citrusty

Citrus.
Trusty.
Citrusty.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you return those lemons to the person they belong to.

I once saw a breeze blow a dollar out of a subway performer's guitar case without her noticing, so I retrieved and replaced it.

She smiled as though I was giving her a brand new dollar that she hadn't already earned, when in reality I was merely not stealing from her.*

Lemonade.
Aiding and Abetting.
Lemonading and Abetting.


* If not not stealing, at least not being an accomplice to a crime being committed by a gusty universe.

Windy.
Diabolical.
Windiabolical.