Thursday, April 23, 2009

Implicitrus

Implicit.
Citrus.
Implicitrus.

Some bags of chips indicate their flavor by saying "Hint of Lime."

That hint totally gives it away. (Where's the intrigue?)

Mystery.
Terrible.
Mysterrible.
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4 comments:

  1. BrianAltApril 23, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    It's just a hint cause it's actually a lemon.

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  2. myqApril 23, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    That sounds more like a lie than a hint.

    But anything's possible when dealing with big corporations, I suppose.

    Perhaps someone just accidentally spilled some Sprite into a bag of chips once, and just like with the discovery of penicillin, a miracle of science was stumbled upon.

    Except this miracle doesn't CURE your STD, it just provides tasty chips to try and distract you from it.

    Tasty.
    STD.
    TaSTD.

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  3. BrianAltApril 24, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    I like that! They use Sprite, it's lemon and lime. Then they wouldn't be lying.

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  4. myqApril 24, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    Glad we got to the bottom of this mystery, fellow Sherlock of snacks.

    Clued In.
    Dinner.
    Clued Inner.*


    * I like that this also looks like a phrase that could mean "more clued in."

    Grammar.
    Marvelous.
    Grammarvelous.

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