Acrobatchelor

Acrobat.
Bachelor.
Acrobatchelor.

Maybe if you spent less time doing flips, you'd have more time to find someone to settle down with.

Or maybe tumbling is all you need. You have yourself, and your art.

Or maybe someone will find what you do sexy, and you'll have yourself, your art, AND sex!
Tumbling.
Lingerie.
Tumblingerie.