Hip-Hopposite

Hip-hop.
Opposite.
Hip-hopposite.

This like rapping but when words don't rhyme.
A thing that probably happens all the day.

It goes on and on, til the break of sunrise.
Maybe you think this is wise, or is it unsmart?

Here's one third example to bring it all home.
Knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog some food.

(Could have said "a bone," and it would have been fine.
Because "bone" and "home" aren't exactly a perfect rhyme.)

Rhyme.
Mentality.
Rhymentality.

PomPeyPal

Pompeii.
PayPal.
PomPeyPal.

An easy way to send volcanic ash to a friend online.

Volcanic.
Nice.
Volcanice.

Artisticky

Artistic.
Sticky.
Artisticky.

When a work of art really stays with you.

Maybe because the artist used too much glue and not enough popsicle sticks.

Popsicles.
Less.
Popsicless.

S'moreo

S'more.
Oreo.
S'moreo.

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?

OR IS IT, AND I JUST HAVEN'T GOOGLED IT?

Google.
Glee.
Googlee.

Like the eyes I'll be making when I find out.

Joke.
Ocular.
Jocular.

Marshmallowance

Marshmallow.
Allowance.
Marshmallowance.

Pretty self-explanatory, I imagine.

Halloweenworld children's economy, federal reserve of sweets or something, blah blah blah.

American.
Candy.
Americandy.

Anvillain

Anvil.
Villain.
Anvillain.

Wile E. Coyote's REAL enemy.

He's always getting hit with them.
He should leave out a fake version of himself to attract them.

Decoy.
Coyote.
Decoyote.

But the Roadrunner is definitely not the bad guy, unnerstan'?

Roadrunner.
Unnerstan'?
Roadrunnerstan'?

Acrobatchelor

Acrobat.
Bachelor.
Acrobatchelor.

Maybe if you spent less time doing flips, you'd have more time to find someone to settle down with.

Or maybe tumbling is all you need. You have yourself, and your art.

Or maybe someone will find what you do sexy, and you'll have yourself, your art, AND sex!
Tumbling.
Lingerie.
Tumblingerie.

Realtortoise

Realtor.
Tortoise.
Realtortoise.

Simplest job in the world.

"Can I show you something in a shell you're already wearing?"

Putting the "ease" in "lease."

Turtle.
Lease.
Turtlease.

Rabbitter

Rabbit.
Bitter.
Rabbitter.

The race with the tortoise really took a toll on the hare.

It's probably why rabbits have so much sex, trying to fill the void left by not living up to one's potential, constantly chasing that metaphorical carrot.

(Also that's why they eat so many physical carrots.)

Carrot.
Rotten.
Carrotten.

Doormatador

Doormat.
Matador.
Doormatador.

When the bull wins.

A Taurus attraction.

A tore-us (a new one) attraction.

Taurus.
Rusty.
Taurusty.

Mares

Mars.
Ares.
Mares.

War plus war equals horses.

War.
Horse.
Worse.

Tonguest

Tongue.
Guest.
Tonguest.

When you're French kissing someone the most, your mouth is the host for their mouth parts.

Lips.
Ipso facto.
Lipso facto.

Jesterile

Jester.
Sterile.
Jesterile.

Sometimes something will make you laugh so hard that you can't have kids.

Like a knee-slapper, but for your genitals.

Forego.
Gonads.
Foregonads.

Macaronin

Macaroni.
Ronin.
Macaronin.

A wandering pasta in feudal Japan that has no lord or master.

Udon.
On its own.
Udon its own.

UFOMO

UFO.
FOMO.
UFOMO.

Sometimes when aliens visit earth, they have a limited amount of time and have to make choices about which humans to abduct and perform experiments on, and it can be difficult to realize that they might not get a chance to probe every specimen they want to.

Specimen.
Many.
Specimany/space-men-y.

Overpopulation is a problem that extends even beyond the overpopulated planet. Let's make things easier for these aliens to do everything they want to us, okay?

If you have fewer children, there's less chance that your children will be abducted and probed. It's math!

Anal.
Algebra.
Analgebra.

Narwhalitosis

Narwhal.
Halitosis.
Narwhalitosis.

A sea creature with bad breath.

Which makes sense because it probably eats stuff that's in the ocean, which is basically like eating out of ALL of the toilets.

Bidet.
Detritus.
Bidetritus.

Velcroissant

Velcro.
Croissant.
Velcroissant.

Wouldn't it be great if you could eat a pastry but then easily remove it from your insides?

Also if it made a really satisfying sound when you removed it?

Sonic.
Nice.
Sonice/so nice.

Propagandalf

Propaganda.
Gandalf.
Propagandalf.

Wizards are the best.

Snape.
Apex.
Snapex.

Twords

Two.
Words.
Twords.

Two words move onwards (one-wards) towards one word.

Convergent.
Entirely.
Convergentirely.