KATGIF

KATG.
TGIF.
KATGIF.

Keith and the Girl is fun.

(That's what that whole expression could stand for.)

It's a podcast that I appear on regularly enough that I feel fine saying I appear on it regularly.

This entry would probably be most appropriate if I were appearing on it today, Friday.

But sometimes the universe doesn't work perfectly.

For example, Pluto's not a planet anymore, and I'm not on the show again until this coming Tuesday. Also tomorrow for their 1000th show-xtravaganza.

But that's perfect enough, isn't it? (Except for Pluto. Sorry!*)

Podcast.
Astronomy.
Podcastronomy.


* My childhood peers will just have to content ourselves with the idea that "my very educated mother just served us nine..." without referencing what nine things she served us.

Perhaps she's educated enough to assume that we'll put it together.

Or we just all have to deal with the fact that someone stole our pickles.

Pickle.
Klepto.
Picklepto.

NASAP

NASA.
ASAP.
NASAP.

When you need something delivered immediately at astronaut-speed.

Which actually isn't very fast.
Ever seen them on the moon in a spacesuit?

They walk like Darth Vader breathes.

One small step for man? More like one SLOW step.
Pick it up, Armstrong!

Slow.
Lunar.
Slounar.

Gravityranny

Gravity.
Tyranny.
Gravityranny.

What goes up MUST come down. That's what they say.

Dictatorial.
Reality.
Dictatoreality.

But what if you climbed a mountain and stayed up there until you died?

Everest.
Rest In Peace.
Everest In Peace.

And then instead of being buried, you were cremated and had your ashes launched into space?

NASA.
Ashes.
NAShes.

And you kept heading up and up and up and up?

Tragic.
Trajectory.
Tragictory.

Meanwhile, your soul is also heading upward.

Heaven.
Eventually.
Heaventually.

And you get there, and become an official cherub.

Angelic.
License.
Angelicense.

You've gone up, and didn't come down. Take that, science!

Sci-Fi.
Iffy.
Sci-Ffy.

Unless your angelic duties involved returning to Earth and help the living, guardian-style. Fine, you got me, universe.

Defeat.
Ether.
Defether.

Chewbacchalaureate

Chewbaca.
Bacchalaureate.
Chewbacchalaureate.

A degree in subject matter that was relevant long, long ago, that you should remain in a galaxy far, far away from.

Jedi.
Diploma.
Jediploma.

Yodacity

Yoda.
Audacity.
Yodacity.

When spaceships with your mind you can lift, arrogant YOU can be as well.

Forceful.
Philosophy.
Forcefilosophy.

Meteeyore

Meteor.
Eeyore.
Meteeyore.

A fiery, pitiful donkey plummeting through the Earth's atmosphere from space, with its nailed-on tail half falling off.

An ass with a half-assed ass.

Half-Assed.
Asteroid.
Half-Assteroid.

One of these may have depressed the dinosaurs to death.

Dinosaur.
Sorrow.
Dinosorrow.

Tetriceratops

Tetris.
Triceratops.
Tetriceratops.

The real reason the dinosaurs disappeared:
they were all stacked exactly right for the winning piece to clear them all.

(The winning piece may or may not have been a meteor.)

Past.
Asteroid.
Pasteroid.