Blistanbul

Bliss.
Istanbul.
Blistanbul.

In the past day, this blog got a dozen hits from the nation of Turkey.

Turkey.
Keyed Up.
Turkeyed Up.

And that was before the phrase "Ottoman Empire" was posted just moments ago.
Imagine the traffic that will inspire.

Ottoman.
Manifold.
Ottomanifold.

Also, one hit came in from Belgium in the past day.
Let's pick it up, Belgians. Turkey is kicking your ass.
Tell your friends to put down their waffles and French fries (look it up) and represent.

Belgium.
Umpteen.
Belgiumpteen.

Philosofa

Philosopher.
Sofa.
Philosofa.

I was sitting and thinking,
about a product to sell people interested in sitting and thinking.

Only problem, people who sit around thinking might not have the ideal financial situation to market to. (I have some experience on this subject.)

Maybe something for the office of a mental health worker...
A psychologist armchair for an armchair psychologist?
A nice psychottoman?

Therapy.
Piece of furniture.
Therapiece of furniture.

(Seriously. Philosofa. You heard it here first.
And last.)