Pizzubway

Pizza.
Subway.
Pizzubway.

I wrote some standup to be used in promos on Comedy Central.

Here they are.

Advertise.
Zing!
Advertizing!

Nostrillionaire

Nostril.
Trillionaire.
Nostrillionaire.

The technical title for whoever discovered and marketed cocaine.

Pretty innovative, really.
Before, no one had considered the nose as a viable entryway for fun.
Now, it's synonymous with partying.

Imagine what breakthroughs we'll see when a genius like this discovers the ear.

Cocaine.
Inner Ear.
Cocainner Ear.

Philosofa

Philosopher.
Sofa.
Philosofa.

I was sitting and thinking,
about a product to sell people interested in sitting and thinking.

Only problem, people who sit around thinking might not have the ideal financial situation to market to. (I have some experience on this subject.)

Maybe something for the office of a mental health worker...
A psychologist armchair for an armchair psychologist?
A nice psychottoman?

Therapy.
Piece of furniture.
Therapiece of furniture.

(Seriously. Philosofa. You heard it here first.
And last.)