Logicalzone

Logical.
Calzone.
Logicalzone.

Origin story: a reasonable person accidentally dropped a pizza upside-down on another pizza and decided not to cry over spilled dairy.

Mozzarella.
Relaxed.
Mozzarelaxed.

This person remained in the calm zone, subtracted the "m" from that phrase, and a new food was born.

Handy.
Denotation.
Handenotation.

(Better than calling it double upside-down pizza cake, or the Italian burrito.)

Burrito.
Italian.
Burritalian.

Wrenchilada

Wrench.
Enchilada.
Wrenchilada.

An action that is often necessary to pry excellent Mexican food away from me.

Burrito.
Righteous.
Burrighteous.

Or a tool that is sometimes necessary to fix less excellent Mexican food, say, at a Taco Bell. *

Quesadilla.
Dilapidated.
Quesadillapidated.


* My motto has always been "Think Outside the Taco Bell."
Or "Run From the Taco Bell."
Or "Don't Take Advice From a Chihuahua."
Or "Eat at a Real Mexican Restaurant. Oh, None of Them Are Open and It's 3am? Fine, Go to Taco Bell. Wait. No, Just Go to Sleep. Other Places Will Be Open Tomorrow, and You'll Be Sober and Thankful. And Yes, This is a Long Motto, But It's Worthwhile. Remember It."

Mexican.
Iconic.
Mexiconic.

(I've had a lot of mottos.
Just like my motto says, "Don't Have Just One Motto."
Or "Always Have a Different Motto at the Ready."
Or "Too Many Motto Jokes?")

Motto.
Tomato.
Mottomato.

Let's call the whole thing off.

(See also Nasalsa.)

Nasalsa

Nasal.
Salsa.
Nasalsa.

The result when something is so funny that Mexican food comes out your nose.

Quesadilla.
Delightful.
Quesadillightful.