Theseus.
Useless.
Theseuseless.
Sure, he SAYS he killed the Minotaur.
But did anyone see it happen?
He could have just killed a dude and a bull and then glued their parts together.
And then taken the leftovers and made a makeshift centaur.*
Resourceful.
Foolish.
Resourcefoolish.
* If "taurus" means bull, why doesn't "centaur" mean 100 bulls?
Why does it mean half man, half horse?
That's bull.
Times 100.
Aha!
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