Alluminati

Aluminum.
Illuminati.
Alluminati.

A secret conspiracy (involving tin* cans) that tries to take over the world but is constantly foiled.

Foil.
Failure.
Foilure.


* But not tin.

Or is it?

Metal.
Also.
Metalso.

Poseihnfeld

Posehn.
Seinfeld.
Poseihnfeld.

A cross between comedians Brian and Jerry.

"What's the deal with death metal? There's no death, and there's no metal!"

"Actually, the guitars have some metal."

"Oh. Okay then. What's the deal with comic books? They're not books, and they're not comics!"

"They're both, actually."

"Oh. Okay. What's the deal with this joke going on so long?"

"THERE you go."

Comedian.
Dying.
Comedying.

Blessinged

Blessing.
Singed.
Blessinged.

When a Bible burns you to the touch.

Which can make for a great practical joke.
Especially if you can figure out how to heat up a book without burning it.*

If you can do that, you've also got a great new marketing opportunity.

"Smokin' hot Bibles for sale! Trick your friends into thinking they're evil, when in fact it is you who are the evil one! Fun for the whole family!"

Sacrilegious.
Hilarious.
Sacrilarious.


* One way to accomplish this: make a deal with the devil.
(Much more practical than the alternative: make the book out of metal.)

Zincognito

Zinc.
Incognito.
Zincognito.

Do you know what element is hiding in brass?
Or what material is laying low in the ore known as sphalerite?
Or what periodic table member lurks undetected in the wood preservative and insecticide called koettigite?
Or what industrial compound component helps fight dandruff secretly in the form of zinc* pyrithione?

Double agent playing the phosphates against the citrates.

Undercover element extraordinaire.

"Bond. Covalent Bond."

Agent.
Gentleman.
Agentleman.


* That one may have given it away.