Showing posts with label hats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hats. Show all posts

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Candelabracadabra

Candelabra.
Abracadabra.
Candelabracadabra.

Hanukah menorah magic.

Like pulling a kosher rabbit out of a yarmulke.

The most difficult trick of them all, because of the hat's smaller size, plus the fact that rabbit isn't kosher. *

Unkosher.
Hare.
Unkoshare.


* But if a magician can make the "t" in rabbit disappear...
(I presume that meat of a rabbi would be extra-kosher.)

Hanukah.
Cannibal.
Hanukkannibal.

(Already sounds like a Hebrew word.)

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Murderby

Murder.
Derby.
Murderby.

Dapper headwear for a fancy killer.

Top hat.
Hate.
Top hate.