Vermini-Golf

Vermin.
Mini-Golf.
Vermini-Golf.

One man's miniature playland is another rodent's full-sized golf course.

(A play on the old expression--one man's trash is another rat's dinner.)

Rodent.
Entitlement.
Rodentitlement.

Golferocious

Golfer.
Ferocious.
Golferocious.

Someone who is vicious on the fairway. (A theoretical concept.)

Like if Tiger Woods were an actual tiger. (In the woods or otherwise.)

He'd still be the best, but most of his wins would come by default.

Wherefore.
Forfeit.
Whereforfeit.