Lancelottery

Lancelot.
Lottery.
Lancelottery.

Some people want a knight in shining armor to ride up and save them on their white horse.

You shouldn't want that.

A knight whose armor is so pristine and a horse whose coat is so shiny, they likely haven't been tested in battle ever?
Probably not even in a joust.
Definitely not even in the video game "Joust."

Atari.
Rider.
Atarider.

In medieval times, cleanliness was next to deadliness.*

I'd prefer a hero who has at least gotten his hands dirty enough to have won a video game.
(Grand Theft Horse?)

Vigilante.
Anti-hero.
Vigilanti-hero.


* Or just deadness. Or just dead.
Clean is dead.
Just like Nietzche said.
(If God is clean and clean is dead.)

Nietzche.
Checkmate.
Nietzcheckmate.

Armoron

Armor.
Moron.
Armoron.

A knight who put his whole suit on before realizing he had to pee.

Medieval.
Evaluation.
Medievaluation.