Shindigression

Shindig.
Digression.
Shindigression.

When you get sidetracked from a party.

e.g. "Ooh, what's going on in this room? Me throwing up? Out a window? Fascinating! (Sorry, late-comers!)"

Defenestrate.
Stragglers.
Defenestragglers.

Amazonked

Amazon.
Zonked.
Amazonked.

Tired from staying up late online Windows shopping.
(Actually using a Mac.)