Telescopernicus

Telescope.
Copernicus.
Telescopernicus.

This is the full name of Copernicus.

Also it's the way people ask him for information:

"Tell us, Copernicus!"

Hoopla!
Planet!
Hooplanet!

Patriarchery

Patriarch.
Archery.
Patriarchery.

Shoot arrows through the apple of male privilege.

Will there be equality? Only time will Tell.

(William.)

Will.
Illustration.
Willustration.

Charadio

Charade.
Radio.
Charadio.

The hardest way to play charades would be over the radio.

That would be the ultimate charade.

Audio.
Dios mio.
Audios mio.

Earthlingo

Earthling.
Lingo.
Earthlingo.

When aliens come to earth in movies, they always seem to have just one way of speaking.

Plan.
Language.
Planguage.

We've got so many. English, other ones, animal sounds...

Growling.
Lingo.
Growlingo.

Of course, the alien astronauts are probably from a specific class/location/etc., or they've agreed to use only one language on their mission for sake of efficiency, so maybe it's wrong to assume that their planet doesn't have as much diverse culture as we do.

ET.
Et cetera.
ET cETera.

Okay, never mind! Carry on! And on. And on.

Speech.
Echo.
Speecho.

Abstractor

Abstract.
Tractor.
Abstractor.

With society and technology heading the way it is, perhaps soon all farming tools and vehicles will only be hypothetical.

I'm not sure where the food will come from though. I'm sure some smart people will be on it though.

Dinner.
Nerd.
Dinnerd.

Vortexas

Vortex.
Texas.
Vortexas.

Everything's bigger there, including the black hole that swallowed the state.

"Houston, we have a problem. Houston? Are you there? Houston? ANSWER ME PLEASE!"

Texas.
Exasperated.
Texasperated.

Abdominatrix

Abdomen.
Dominatrix.
Abdominatrix.

Do you enjoy getting whipped but only in the midsection?
Then do I have the sex worker for you!

BDSM.
SMH.
BDSMH.

Kindestiny

Kindest.
Destiny.
Kindestiny.

Think you're nice?
Think you're the nicest?
Think there's no one nicer than you?!?!?!
Well, that's not the nicest thing to think.
Is there someone out there who is the nicest?
The Dalai Lama?
Someone who almost became the Dalai Lama and wasn't envious at all that he wasn't chosen?
Something about a Dalai Green Giant.
Why hasn't there been a FEMALE Dalai Lama?
Anyway, good work being so nice, everyone.
Oh, you don't think you're nice? Want to be? You can! Don't want to be? Why not?
All the answers are not here.
But many of the answers lie in being nice. See?

Scenic.
Nice.
Scenice.

Scammunition

Scam.
Ammunition.
Scammuntion.

You know those guns where you pull the trigger and a flag comes out that says BANG?
That.
It's B.S. where the "B" stands for "bullet."

Flag.
Aggressive.
Flaggressive.

Hip-Hopposite

Hip-hop.
Opposite.
Hip-hopposite.

This like rapping but when words don't rhyme.
A thing that probably happens all the day.

It goes on and on, til the break of sunrise.
Maybe you think this is wise, or is it unsmart?

Here's one third example to bring it all home.
Knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog some food.

(Could have said "a bone," and it would have been fine.
Because "bone" and "home" aren't exactly a perfect rhyme.)

Rhyme.
Mentality.
Rhymentality.

PomPeyPal

Pompeii.
PayPal.
PomPeyPal.

An easy way to send volcanic ash to a friend online.

Volcanic.
Nice.
Volcanice.

Artisticky

Artistic.
Sticky.
Artisticky.

When a work of art really stays with you.

Maybe because the artist used too much glue and not enough popsicle sticks.

Popsicles.
Less.
Popsicless.

S'moreo

S'more.
Oreo.
S'moreo.

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?

OR IS IT, AND I JUST HAVEN'T GOOGLED IT?

Google.
Glee.
Googlee.

Like the eyes I'll be making when I find out.

Joke.
Ocular.
Jocular.

Marshmallowance

Marshmallow.
Allowance.
Marshmallowance.

Pretty self-explanatory, I imagine.

Halloweenworld children's economy, federal reserve of sweets or something, blah blah blah.

American.
Candy.
Americandy.

Anvillain

Anvil.
Villain.
Anvillain.

Wile E. Coyote's REAL enemy.

He's always getting hit with them.
He should leave out a fake version of himself to attract them.

Decoy.
Coyote.
Decoyote.

But the Roadrunner is definitely not the bad guy, unnerstan'?

Roadrunner.
Unnerstan'?
Roadrunnerstan'?

Acrobatchelor

Acrobat.
Bachelor.
Acrobatchelor.

Maybe if you spent less time doing flips, you'd have more time to find someone to settle down with.

Or maybe tumbling is all you need. You have yourself, and your art.

Or maybe someone will find what you do sexy, and you'll have yourself, your art, AND sex!
Tumbling.
Lingerie.
Tumblingerie.

Realtortoise

Realtor.
Tortoise.
Realtortoise.

Simplest job in the world.

"Can I show you something in a shell you're already wearing?"

Putting the "ease" in "lease."

Turtle.
Lease.
Turtlease.

Rabbitter

Rabbit.
Bitter.
Rabbitter.

The race with the tortoise really took a toll on the hare.

It's probably why rabbits have so much sex, trying to fill the void left by not living up to one's potential, constantly chasing that metaphorical carrot.

(Also that's why they eat so many physical carrots.)

Carrot.
Rotten.
Carrotten.

Doormatador

Doormat.
Matador.
Doormatador.

When the bull wins.

A Taurus attraction.

A tore-us (a new one) attraction.

Taurus.
Rusty.
Taurusty.

Mares

Mars.
Ares.
Mares.

War plus war equals horses.

War.
Horse.
Worse.