Nobelfry

Nobel.
Belfry.
Nobelfry.

Some people think the committee is batty for giving Obama the peace prize, at a time when our country is at war.

Afghanistan.
Standby.
Afghanistandby.

But Batman is constantly engaged in a war on crime, to keep the peace, remember?

Forgot.
Gotham.
Forgotham.

So, nothing hypocritical about being batty.

Hypocrite.
Critters.
Hypocritters.

Umbilical Corduroys

Umbilical Cord.
Corduroys.
Umbilical Corduroys.

The grossest pants in the world.

And that's not all... they're also made of umbilical cords!

Pantaloon.
Lunacy.
Pantalunacy.