Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ventriloquisdom

Ventriloquist.
Wisdom.
Ventriloquisdom.

Behind every great man is another man with his hand in that first man's butt.

Also the first man is made of wood, and doesn't have to be a man.

The second man doesn't have to be a man either.

This stuff is hard to learn. You'll never find a book called "Ventriloquists for Dummies."

Mannequin.
Quintessentials.
Mannequintessentials.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sincidious

Sin City.
Insidious.
Sincidious.

I'm in Vegas this week, and I came up with a new word to describe it.

(It also coincidentally sounds like there's a "hideous" in there somewhere.)

Coincide.
Hideous.
Coincideous.